Reddit compiles Dota 2 Jokes

ipsati 544 points 2 days ago How do you know Dota 2 is a popular game? 9/10 people play it. Globo_Chem 125 points 2 days ago It takes tree to tango. commi_nazis 27 points 2 days ago That was funnier when you actually got three tangos. floorboard 315 points 2 days ago WHERE DOES SPIRIT BREAKER GO PEE??? THE BARATHRUM AH DER NERT STERL I MERLY BERRERAndaho 419 points 2 days ago why was the lord of avernus kicked out of the mafia? because he was a bad…
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Year Beast is out! (Dota 2 CNY New Bloom Festival)

The 2015 Year Beast New Bloom! Year Beast buffed Year beast will return on friday/saturday Update: Year beast will be back on Tue/Wed, a few days to farm those ingots Year Beast out again, new ingot tiers (ingots now non-refundable) Wonder if the Korean cosplayers will do the new year sets, like the ember crane lina Easy Rank S strategy (10 million damage)Tip () submitted 4 hours ago* by realister We did 5 runs like this and got to 10 million damage with around 10 minutes to go…
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Thunderwrath’s Calling set sale for cheap rares (can use for betting, or dumping into offering)

Well we can't always get the Abundant Fortune's Favor for half price, but the thunderwrath set gets you a pile of cheap (and some would say useless) Omniknight rares. You might be asking, why the *expletive* would I want omniknight rares? Well, you get 4 rare items in the set for just $, so that's 28 cents per rare. Random rares go for about 35 cents to 40 cents up and down. That nets you about 30% discount for random rares at 40 cents, and 20% discount for…
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Fwosh’s Amazing Frozen + Dota 2 crossover: Do you want to lane together, Lina, CM

YEAR BEAST UPDATE!!! LYRICS Rylee? Do you want to lane together? Come on, let's go and play I never see you anymore Come out and ward It's like you're afk We used to be best buddies And now we're not I wish you would tell me why Do you want to lane together? It doesn't have to be forever (Go away Lina) Okay, Do you want to lane together Or maybe go mid and smoke gank I think some company is overdue I've started talking to the creeps…
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Reminds you of Bitcoin? Gabe Newell (Valve): Top Steam Workshop Modeler makes 500,000 a year (half a mil), Game items follow Prestige items economics such as Porsche, many modelers make more on steam than their day jobs, Paypal thought Steam was Drug Money due to the huge amount selling hats, modern technology e.g. 3d printing reminds him of MMOs and games, better to have a few talented coders than outsource to cheap places

Reminds you of Bitcoin? Gabe Newell (Valve): Top Steam Workshop Modeler makes 500,000 a year (half a mil), Game items follow Prestige items economics such as Porsche, many modelers make more on steam than their day jobs, Paypal thought Steam was Drug Money due to the huge amount selling hats, modern technology 3d printing reminds him of MMOs and games, better to have a few talented coders than outsource to cheap places Gabe Newell Found this gem from the reddit thread of LoL v Steam employees lestye 772…
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Iceiceice takes Phoenix for a spin (New Bloom Festival): Burning should play this, reminds me of LoL

Iceiceice has fun on the new bloom festival hero Phoenix, dancing his way to some fun gameplay He skillfully pilots the phoenix, and towards the end go Burning should play this, and that it reminded him of the LoL hero phoenix. He streams here and there being back in Singapore for CNY: also comments natussincere 5 points 4 hours ago If this is his first time playing the hero I give up. permalink report give gold reply Don't hit the Supernova, it's fiiiineIAmBiased 3 points 3 hours ago…
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New Bloom Festival Tomorrow, Phoenix New Dota 2 Hero

Year Beast buffed, bounty prices craters on nerfs(update valve unnerfed bounty) YEAR BEAST UPDATE!!! Patch is Live: Dota 2 New Bloom Festival, treasure of vermilion renewal, crimson parcels, bloom harvest How apt, a phoenix For aeons beyond count, the stars above coalesced their energy, each in time bursting forth the cataclysmic fires of supernova to mark the sky with stellar progeny. By this ageless crucible the star called Phoenix collapsed into being. Over long cycles this conscious light inquired and studied, and through chance learned of an enduring…
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Gosugamers compares LoL to Dota 2 in China Lan Cafes

Apparently, 30 times as many people play LoL than Dota 2 in Lan centers, but dota 2 players play about two matches and LoL mostly one. Dota 2 is rather new in China (perfect world server), dota 1 is still played, and maybe people prefer playing Dota 2 at home? (Because of higher system requirements??) Dota 2 players in China: the WarCraft III map was downloaded over 50 million times from Chinese sources alone, making it one of the most popular games there. has analysed some statistics on MOBA…
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Dota 2 New Bloom Festival, New hero Terrorblade

The 2015 Year Beast New Bloom! Patch is Live: Dota 2 New Bloom Festival, treasure of vermilion renewal, crimson parcels, bloom harvests   Terrorblade is the demon marauder—an outlaw hellion whom even other demons fear. He stole from the Demon Lords and for his crimes was taught this lesson: even Hell has a hell. He was incarcerated in Foulfell, a dark mirror of reality where demons are sentenced to gaze into twisted reflections of their own souls. But instead of suffering, Terrorblade mastered his reflected worst self and…
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Dota 2: Yamateh joins Titan, Hyhy fb denies Scythe, Bloom Festival for Valve CNY

YEAR BEAST is out!!! Patch is Live: Dota 2 New Bloom Festival, treasure of vermilion renewal, crimson parcels, bloom harvest Wow family business in forex Titan, who have been playing with a mystery standin for the past few weeks of competition, have finally announced the fifth member of their team, none other than old school Malaysian superstar Wei Poong 'Yamateh' Ng.  This transfer comes on the back of Titan parting ways with carry player Galvin 'Meracle' Kang after a string of unconvincing performances in China. During Meracle's one month stint…
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